Ninety-sixth Post ~ Bruschetta-topped breaded tilapia

This was a really simple meal.  So simple, in fact, I considered not blogging about it.  But then, after thinking about my post labels such as "quick dinner," I thought, perhaps I should blog about it for just that reason.

So here you go.

Here's what you'll need:
~ 1 tilapia fillet (I used frozen, and recommend going fresh.  However, this method of preparation will be so flavorful, you won't even notice the difference)
~ Italian seasoned breadcrumbs
~ Premade bruschetta
~ Coarse-ground sea-salt
~ EVOO and/or butter

For the side I made the always-delectable roasted brussels sprouts.  See this post for easy-to-follow instructions to for preparing one of my favorite veggies in an oh-so-sweet way.  The only change I made was to exchange fresh thyme for garlic.

Start the brussels sprouts roasting.  Sprinkle ample breadcrumbs on a plate.  Generously coat both sides (including the little nook and cranny) of the tilapia fillet.  Start some EVOO heating in a pan.

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Today something unimaginable happened.  I ran out of EVOO.  Somehow, I thought there was more in the bottle than there was, but sure enough, I tipped it into the pan, and about a teaspoon-full came out.  I thought it might be enough to sautee the tilapia, but unfortunately, it wasn't.  So I added about a tablespoon of butter (not too bad, calorie-wise, right?) and that gave the fillet the most delicately, deliciously browned edges.  Definite accidental win.

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So after the tilapia is breaded, set it into the oil or butter or both.  Let it sizzle away while you stir the brussels sprouts.  Salt the upturned side of the tilapia, then flip it.  When it's done, top it with the bruschetta (remaining juice and all).  It doesn't take a lot (I saved about a tablespoon of bruschetta for this meal from when I cooked the lamb and tortellini earlier this week).

I enjoyed tonight's meal with another fabulous chilled glass of the Vinho Verde by Gazele.  Absolutely divine on such a hot summer's night!

Yours in the love of good food and wine,
AL

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The blogger is not an experienced chef. She takes no responsibility for the quality of the meals prepared while following her advice. Use your own judgment regarding cooking times and proper food handling.

Ninety-fourth Post ~ Mediterranean-inspired lamb and tortellini (okay, not really)

I say "not really" because I'm lying in the title.  "Inspired" implies forethought and premeditation.  This was a very un-pre-meditated dinner, insomuch as I didn't realize what meat I was working with until it hit the pan.  This is one of the posts through which I truly feel I've earned the "Accidental" in my blog name.

Let us begin at the beginning...

I occasionally reap the benefits of large meat purchases made by my parents.  Here and there, I'm bestowed gifts of meat which I merrily store away in my freezer and use throughout the year.  Tonight, I found, buried in the back of my freezer like a lost Christmas present beneath the tree, a particularly tempting parcel of... hamburger.  For that's what I was certain it was.

So I decided that hamburger sauteed with bruschetta would render a lovely meaty, savory sauce, perfect for the remaining tortellini that was just shrieking to be eaten up in my cupboard (only a true tortellini-lover knows how loudly and plaintively cheese-filled pasta can shriek).  So I thawed out the rich, red parcel of meat, got out my ingredients, and set the patty into the hot pan into which had already been spooned a large helping of bruschetta.

Where my senses were greeted with decidedly "NOT BEEF" messages.  The savory, rich smell hit me first - one that, for lamb-lovers, is positively intoxicating.  The juicy texture reached my spatula next.  This was not ground beef - this was ground lamb.  I had brought it home intending to make my mother's delectable orange-glaze sauce (caramel, really) that she serves these patties with (along with a bed of white rice to soak up the remaining sauce).

I would not normally have thought lamb+bruschetta = tortellini dish!  But that's what I had in front of me in the pan.

And I'm here to tell you that this was one happy accident!

Here's what you'll need:

~ 1 ground lamb patty (you'll most likely have to special-order these from your butcher, but they're oh-so worth it)
~ Pre-made bruschetta
~ Touch of black truffle oil
~ Dash of balsamic vinegar
~ Tortellini
~ Fresh oregano

So, as previously mentioned, start a pan heating on low-medium with 2-3 heaping tablespoons of bruschetta.  Start a small pot of boiling water going at the same time.  Add the ground lamb to the bruschetta.  Break it up and stir it around.  Let it cook uncovered for about 5-7 minutes, adding some truffle oil (this puts it over the top) and covering it for the remaining time the pasta cooks.  Drain the pasta and uncover the sauce.  Relish in the savory aromas!  Toss the tortellini in the sauce and allow it to meld for a minute or so on low-to-no heat.  Top it with fresh oregano for a truly wonderful dish.

I paired this meal with the Petite Sirah by Crane Lake from last night.  Oh, dear readers, this was a good, good pairing.  Perhaps Sirah and lamb were made for each other, for fruity notes sang from this wine that hadn't been as evident last night.  Spices came to the fore as well, blending harmoniously with the rich flavor of the lamb but not fighting the bruschetta at all.

All in all, a good meal.  Accidentally, of course!
Yours in the love of good food and wine,
AL

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The blogger is not an experienced chef. She takes no responsibility for the quality of the meals prepared while following her advice. Use your own judgment regarding cooking times and proper food handling.

Ninety-third Post ~ Bruschetta chicken atop zucchini ribbons

I spent the afternoon at Janeen's house, where we dined on savory salsa and cream-cheese pizza, baked brie with apricots, veggies, cookies, wine - you get the idea.  I decided to do something light for dinner, so I opted for veggies instead of the usual pasta that I enjoy with breaded meat.

Here's what you'll need for this meal:
~ 1 zucchini
~ Bruschetta (as you know, I'm a fan of Wegman's bruschetta)
~ Chicken tenderloins
~ EVOO
~ Italian seasoned breadcrumbs (I keep my signature breadcrumb-parm-herb mix ever at the ready in my freezer)

This is an easy, quick meal.  Into a pan, slice the zucchini.  I used a veggie peeler, but would recommend a mandolin the next time.  Prevents knuckle scrapes.  Add about a tablespoon of bruschetta with about a tablespoon extra of the liquid from the container and sautee for a few minutes.  Set to the side in a bowl with a plate covering it so they steam a bit more.  Ideally, cover them with the plate you're going to serve it on so you can flip it onto the plate when you're ready.

In the pan, add a bit of EVOO and the breaded tenderloins.  Cook until done (often heralded by the fire alarm).  Place the tenderloins over the bed of zucchini ribbons and top with bruschetta.

I served this tonight with a glass of Petit Sirah by Crane Lake.  It was a fuller-bodied wine than I expected, tasting of ripe cherries, licorice and spice.  In another life, I might have thought ahead and chilled a white French table wine, as I think it would have gone with the meal better, but this wine was so heady and tasty it was more like a side dish.  Not the best pairing, as it overpowered the delicate zucchini and light freshness of the bruschetta, but overall, an enjoyable wine.

And you know, to make the wine feel better, I broke out some dark chocolate for dessert.  A better pairing has not been seen since Romeo set eyes on fair Juliet.

Yours in the love of food, wine, and food & wine,
AL

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The blogger is not an experienced chef. She takes no responsibility for the quality of the meals prepared while following her advice. Use your own judgment regarding cooking times and proper food handling.

Eighty-ninth Post ~ Bruschetta Tortellini with Breaded Pork Medallions Sautéed in Roasted Tomato Oil

A confession from the Accidental Chef:  Tortellini and pork tenderloins are sort of my go-to meal in a time crunch.  I have it down to such a science, I can have it from raw ingredients to the table (er... TV tray) in 15 minutes.  In order to do so, you have to have a few things stocked and on-hand:

~ Breading mixture: In my freezer I keep a plastic container that originated from one of my first purchases of fresh grated parm from Wegman's cheese shop.  One day, running short of supplies (or craving more cheese, I can't remember which) I made up for a lack of cheese or breadcrumbs by mixing the two together.  It has become my "can't-live-without" thing in my kitchen.  I keep it in the freezer because I routinely toss pork or chicken around in it before sauteeing, so I figure freezing will keep it fresh.  The mixture consists of basically half Italian seasoned breadcrumbs and half grated parmesan.  Along the way, if I have a few extra bits of fresh herbs that are going to wilt soon, I'll toss those in, too.  So there's probably some thyme and oregano floating around in there.  As it starts looking empty, I dump some more parm and breadcrumbs and herbs in as I have them.

~ Pork tenderloins: I buy club packs of pork tenderloins from Wegmans and spend about 20 minutes opening them, slicing them into medallions, separating the pieces into appropriate servings, wrapping and freezing them.  It's a 20 minutes well-spent, because I can toss one of the packets onto the counter to thaw and have dinner set for the evening.

So now that you know my freezer basics, on with the show.

I got two pre-made things from Wegmans this week that I've been enjoying tremendously: Roasted tomatoes in oil and a container of bruschetta.  The tomatoes were used last night in a remix of my original Ratatouille recipe (this time I nixed the eggplant in favor of some baby bellas that needed to be eaten) but I saved the oil, infused with the sweet flavor of the roasted tomatoes and embellished by spices, herbs and garlic.  The bruschetta I munched on with baguette slices, but I had purchased it mainly with tortellini in mind.  So here's what I ended up doing for tonight's meal.

Here's what you'll need:
~ Pork tenderloins sliced into medallions
~ Italian breadcrumbs (optional parm and herbs mixed in)
~ Tortellini (I swear by Barilla's tortellini - tonight's was cheese and spinach)
~ Oil from roasted tomatoes
~ Coarse-ground sea salt

Now: here's the science.  Master these steps and this will be your easy-peasy go-to dinner, too!

In a small pot, start some salted water boiling.  Lid on.  It'll heat faster.  Open up your package of pork.  By now, your water is boiling, so add your tortellini and start the timer for 10 minutes.  Put a colander in your sink.  Put the oil in a stick-free pan and turn it on medium heat.  Open the plastic container of breadcrumb mixture and, with a fork, turn each medallion in the mixture, setting each into the simmering oil.

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If your apartment's fire alarm is as finicky as mine, you may need to add the steps "Fling door open repeatedly to ventilate the fire alarm to stop its screeching" and "try coaxing puppy out from under sofa and finally give up" to your steps.

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Stir the tortellini, and, as the pork medallions cook half-way up, turn them gently, being cautious of oil splatter.  Miraculously, as the tenderloins are nearing done, your timer will go off.  Pour the contents of the pasta pot into the colander.  Place the tenderloins on a plate.  Drain the remaining oil from the stick-free pan.

At this point, add whatever sauce you're going to use for the tortellini into the pan.  Tonight it was bruschetta. In past nights, it's been sundried tomato pesto, or regular basil pesto.  Sometimes, it's spaghetti sauce and velveeta.  Toss it around in the pan on medium heat for a little under a minute.  Top with some grated parm, if desired.  Which in my case, is nearly always.

Pop onto a plate and enjoy!  I paired tonight's dinner with an award-winning Pinot Grigio from Vetter Vineyards.  It was refreshing and crisp, echoing the flavors of the bruschetta nicely!

Yours in the love of good food and wine,
AL

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The blogger is not an experienced chef. She takes no responsibility for the quality of the meals prepared while following her advice. Use your own judgment regarding cooking times and proper food handling.

Eighty-eighth Post ~ Garlic Rosemary Salmon with Bruschetta Zucchini

This is a really easy way to prepare salmon - any fish, really!  Here's what you'll need:

~ Salmon fillet (this was a small wild-caught Alaskan fillet)
~ EVOO
~ Crushed garlic (one clove)
~ Italian seasoned breadcrumbs
~ Coarse ground sea salt
~ Herb of choice (rosemary worked well!)

For the veggies:

~ One small zucchini (or yellow squash)
~ Pre-made bruschetta (as previously posted, I am in love with Wegman's bruschetta!)
~ EVOO
~ Small amount butter

Preheat your toaster oven to 400 on broil.  Line a pan with aluminum.  In a prep bowl, crush one clove garlic and add some EVOO.  Mix it up!  Unwrap the salmon but keep it right in the paper - easier cleanup!  Lightly sprinkle Italian breadcrumbs over the fish.  With a fork, spread the garlic-EVOO mixture over the fillet.  Don't worry about covering the whole thing; aim for a nice line down the center.  Sprinkle on some more breadcrumbs and grind on some salt.  Rest a sprig of rosemary over the whole thing and pop it into the toaster oven.

In a stick-free pan, start some EVOO and about a tablespoon of bruschetta heating up.  Slice the zucchini and add it to the pan.  Toss it around, and just when it's finished cooking (about 5 minutes) add a smidge of butter and toss it a few more times.

By now the salmon should be done (and smelling heavenly of garlic and rosemary!) - depending on the size of the fillet, you may wish to time out your veggies differently.  This fillet was thin, so it cooked within 10 minutes at the most.

The end result is that the breadcrumbs, garlic and EVOO cook into an intensely flavored, crispy topping while keeping the salmon moist and delicate.  Super simple; great results!

I enjoyed this meal with a Spanish Grenache-Tempranillo blend by Don Ramon.  It was fruitier than I expected from an old-world oak-aged red, but it was refreshing, like tart cherries.  All in all, a decent pairing.

Yours in the love of good food and wine,
AL

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The blogger is not an experienced chef. She takes no responsibility for the quality of the meals prepared while following her advice. Use your own judgment regarding cooking times and proper food handling.

Forty-seventh Post ~ Chicken Nuggets with Blue Bruschetta and a Crisp Salad... Because sometimes, you just want summer to GET HERE already...

This is such a simple meal, I almost didn't post about it, but then I thought, maybe someone else out there could at least be warmed by the idea that Summer Foods + Middle of Winter = Instant Happy.

I don't know why this whole montage struck me as "summery" - perhaps it just looked like the kind of stuff you'd find at a picnic... a kid's picnic, even...

Growing up, my mom was a big fan of serving salads as a side during summer. And the fact that I was a miniature foodie from Day 1 not withstanding, these were seriously kid-friendly salads. Crispy green lettuce, french dressing so sweet it was like candy, and ginormous chunks of velveeta cheese everywhere.

When I eat bruschetta (especially Wegmans!) I find myself sitting on a sunny hill in Delaware Park watching Shakespeare with friends and pounding seriously good eats.

When I bread and toss chicken nuggets... well, I just feel like a kid. And isn't that summer in a nutshell?

So here's what you'll need:

For the bruschetta:

~ Wegman's bruschetta

~ Blue cheese crumbles

Toss ahead of time and let it all meld.

For the chicken:

~ Chicken tenderloins, diced

~ Italian breadcrumbs

~ Salt to taste

~ Olive oil

Dice and coat the chicken cubes and drop carefully onto a pan with a good amount of seriously hot oil. Toss around for a bit until browned and crispy

For the salad:

~ $1.00 and change

~ A fast-food drive-through window

For a one-time quick salad, I love grabbing one of the $1 salads from a drivethru. It's a fast, cheap pre-made veggie. I got ranch dressing because it reminded me of picnics and let it chill in the fridge until right before I sat down.

Serve with a chilled white (I had Vetter Vineyard's Chardonnay) and a good summery CD, like Jack Johnson, playing on your laptop.

Summer will come, folks! And then we'll all be pining for the days of sweaters and cozy winter stews!

Yours in the love of good food and wine and the memories they carry,

AL

Twenty-fourth Post ~ Bruschetta and Blue Cheese Chicken

This was meant to be a simple, satisfying meal.

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Well, in the end, it was satisfying, but I had to battle rotten produce, a broken cork, and a disturbed wasp to get to that satisfying ending. Let us begin our tale:

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It all begins with bruschetta. I'd never been a bruschetta person until I went to Shakespeare in the Park with Meg and some of her friends. We

all were like walking adverts for Wegmans ("I brought Wegmans brie!" "I brought Wegmans cracked pepper and salt chips!" "Well, I brought Wegmans strawberries!") and the list went on. One of Meg's friends had brought Wegmans bruschetta from the Mediterranean Olive Bar.

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One taste, and I was in love. This bruschetta was sweet, yet spicy, yet savory, yet herby. It had me thinking about it again and again until I finally went and bought a container of it on Monday. It was nearly gone by today, so I figured I'd cook with it. I had read that bruschetta combines nicely with blue cheese, so I thought I'd improvise a little. Here's what you'll need to cook the meal I made tonight:

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~ Wegmans bruschetta (Really. I'm fairly certain nothing else will do.)

~ Chicken tenders

~ Olive oil

~ Seasoned bread crumbs

~ Blue cheese

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Coat the tenders in bread crumbs, and set to sizzling in the olive oil. Turn a few times. When they are looking golden, start your veggie.

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::PAUSE::

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I had purchased some cut, thrice-washed sugar snap peas from Weggies, as well. I didn't notice until tonight that they said "Use by 7/28/09." Well, I'm the type of person who takes sell-by/use-by dates as suggestions (a concept that I would not recommend using in regards to speed limits) and figured they'd be okay. I took one out of the bag to eat it raw (love, love, LOVE raw sugar snap peas) and it tasted... odd. But as it was the first thing I had actually tasted since my 4:30PM coffee and as it was now pushing 10:00, this didn't strike me as too troublesome. So I sauteed them with some salt, pepper and olive oil, crushed a clove of garlic into them, put them on my plate with my chicken (will elaborate on that later) and took one bite of them, and they tasted... odd. Even the garlic couldn't cover it up. Into the bin with them.

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::UNPAUSE::

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So back to the chicken, which shall now comprise our meal. It's soon to be covered in veggies anyway, so what's the big deal? While the chicken is sauteeing, mix some blue cheese right into the leftover bruschetta. It will meld nicely with the oils and turn into a splendid, melded, somewhat gloppy mess of goodness. Spoon it right over the breaded chicken and cover the pan. Turn off the heat and let it sit. Now, time to uncork the wine.

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::PAUSE::

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Every now and then it happens. And it's usually when you're thinking "Gosh, I'm awfully good at uncorking wine." CRaaaaCK. It's an unpleasant sound. It's the sound of the corkscrew pulling out a half of a crumbling, dried cork. This is a traumatic experience for any wine enthusiast, and rightfully a time for panic. Especially when your prized Wegmans bruschetta has JUST been spooned over your chicken. Here's my advice: Try anything you can. However, I would not advise trying to push the cork into the bottle in one sharp, jerking movement, as the last time I tried that (two apartments ago) I spray-painted the once-white walls with Merlot. Not pretty.

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In the end, I tried every trick I could come up with, and belive it or not, easing it back into the bottle with a pair of opened Fisker scissors did the trick. Here's a pic of the wreckage and all the tools I attempted to use to solve the problem:

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You can see the cork bobbing about merrily in the bottle - I managed to keep the majority of the cork dust out of the wine itself, which makes me happy. So now it's time to toss your veggies, sit back, and enjoy your Sartori Pinot Noir (velvety texture, fruity, with an earthiness that seems to echo the fresh herbs in the bruschetta) and bruschetta blue cheese chicken, and relax.

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::PAUSE::

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It's nothing. Ignore it.

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BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!!!

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Turns out, it's a wasp who seems to feel that the wood paneling in my livingroom is a perfect place for that three-story home he's always dreamed of, and is happily doing... well, whatever wasps do when they seem to feel they've found home. I sat there watching him for a while, trying to enjoy my meal while he buzzed louder and Ginny cried more franticly (new sound - It's got to be something deadly) until I rummaged under my sink and came out with my ACME Kill-All spray. Actually, it's by Orkin, and it did the trick. No one messes with my enjoyment of a meal. No. One.

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::UNPAUSE::

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So now that your veggie is trashed, your wine is accessible, and your household pests have been exterminated, you can enjoy this festively colored, brilliantly flavored meal from the Mediterranean! Where wasps are probably much bigger!

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Yours in the love of good food, wine, and letting nothing impede your culinary satisfaction,

AL

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The blogger is not an experienced chef. She takes no responsibility for the quality of the meals prepared while following her advice. Use your own judgment regarding cooking times and proper food handling.